What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

China
February 27, 2007 11:37am CST
What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A monkey can have fleas,but a flea can't have monkeys.
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
28 Feb 07
Investigating a terrible accident There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. Seeing that, they start asking the questions. The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?" The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts dancing around; meaning the people were dancing and having fun. The chief asks, "Yeah, but what else were they doing?". The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle. The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??!" The chief continues, "Okay, were they doing anything else?" The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking. The chief loses his patience, "If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?" The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides as if grabbing a wheel.
• China
28 Feb 07
The monkey is so funny and clever!
@yanjiaren (9031)
27 Feb 07
now this is a funny thing..btw you never told me lol are you a hui hui? where does this joke come from? Do you know its origins at all?
• China
28 Feb 07
My little girl's name is hui hui,the joke is come from a BBS in China.:)