28 Feb 07
Good one this is from me----- INTERVIEWER: hOW DOES AN ELECTRIC MOTOR RUN? sARDAR: DHUURRRRRRRRRRRR... INTERVIEWR SHOUTS: sTOP IT! SARDAR: DHURR DHUP. DUP. DUP. DUPPP.... Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar gee: bad Interviewer: come Sardar gee: go Interviewer: Ugly Sardar gee: Pichli Interviewer: Shut up Sardar gee: Keep talking Interviewer: Get out Sardar gee: Come in Interviewer: Oh God! sardar gee: Oh Devil! Interviewer: U r rejected. Sardar gee: I am selected.... Oye ballay ballay Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there. Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there. Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.