One for the Ladies...

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Okay you women out there, just wanted to share this. I got it in my e-mail yesterday and thought it was funny and some, very true. Enjoy:) (Men don't be offended, I'm sure you've got your share of sayings also)... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "University of Minnesota"And they say blondes are dumb... ------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money,"She replied. ------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ------------------------------------ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor. ------------------------------------ Dear Lord, I pray for the Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. Amen. ----------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. ----------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------- Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. ----------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the folder "Instruction Manuals"