Submit your jokes you like most at any language (English urdu French etc)
March 1, 2007 3:45am CST
if you have any jokes submit it
4 Mar 07
Question:There Is Drive Slow board near boys college but not near girls college.Why? Answer:Because Vehicles Automatically Slow Over There! ************ Jhonny:I Have A serious Memory Problem.I Cant remember Any Thing! Tom:Since When Do You Have This Problem? Jhonny:What Problem??? ***************** Doctor:The Check That You Gave Me Has returned. Patient:The Headache For Which You Gave Me medicine Has Also Returned. ***************** 1 Hand On Gear. 1 Hand On Horn. 1 Ear Listening To songs. 1 Ear On Cellphone. 1 Foot On Accelerator And 1 On Clutch Eyes on Female In Other Car. Welcome To "Pakistan"
2 Mar 07
Notre Dame Joke A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. "Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?" "Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."
1 Mar 07
A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river. Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river. Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, "Do you think they'll serve any food on this cruise?" The second man says, "I don't think so. They didn't do it last year."