Snow White and The Eight Dwarfs?

Ok here I go The Dwarf that turns up is handsome with lovely eyes. He is clever, he is nice, he is loving, he is considerate. He is very Caring and generous and he rides a German Shepherd. So I will call him Prince Charming. Ok I can dream can't I? Well I would take him in, but Grumpy will probably scare him of, Dopey will make him wonder if Blondes are really that bad, Sneezy can't stop sneezing so he might be scared to catch it, Happy will make him laugh all the time with his Happiness so he might be scared that he will never stop laughing, Sleepy will affect him with his sleeping all the time, so he might worried that he will be tired all that time, Bashful is so full of it that it tires him out so he will be worried that bashful will never calm down and tire him out, Doc is constantly at him about smoking, so he is worried that he has to give the Snoking up. But then there is Snow White with her Beauty, generosity and good Nature who he certainly likes very much, so as he is such a caring and loving Person he knows he can deal with it all and he stays. And they live happy ever after (I think) lol. Now is that, can I be Snow White please? Love and Hugs to you xxx

I have, in my minds eye,the image of a satyr-like dwarf, with furry legs, a wise demeanour and very large endowment. It was the latter of these attributes which led Snow White to name him 'several-times-nightly'.

Horney

With that bunch, maybe they need a Know-all or Brainy (just to fit in with the majority "y". He would have a high forehead and wear rimmed glasses, and of course he would be carrying a book. On second thoughts maybe a Dreamy would fit in better. He would be an optimistic, friendly one, with raised eyebrows and would be clothed in blue with white trimmings. Or then again, maybe to counter Bashful, they need an Extry (extrovert) or Enthy (enthusiastic) or Outgy (outgoing) or ... I don't know what you could call him! Maybe we'll just have to stick with Happy for that one.

After all these years he stumbles into the woods where he has been searching for many years as it was very cleverly hidden. He knew he had to find them, because he had heard about them for many years and was a lonely soul in search of his own kind and he had at last found them. They were all glad that they had found a new addition to thier company. The most happiest of all was Dopey who immediately thought of a name for the newcomer. Because the newcomer had been searching for so long and at last found them, Dopey named his new friend Brainy. They all agreed and so did Brainy, who was really chuffed with his new name and could not wait for Snow white to come home and give him her blessings that he went out and picked the best roses that he could find to give her.

Once upon A Time .as he wind starts to howl ,and poor Calamity looks for cover he sees a little light shining through the forrest ..in his rush to get out of the storm he trips once again over a fallen tree branch ...just as he reaches the door to knock ,the door swings opens wide and Snow White with all her friends are waiting for Calmaity to enter ...he took one step inside and immediatley felt right at home ...