Ed forgot his wedding anniversary.....

@shambuca (2524)
United States
March 2, 2007 9:53am CST
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
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whiteheather39
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
2 Mar 07
I thought it was funny and I don't care if I lose a point by responding to a joke after the new myLot rules.
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shambuca
@shambuca (2524)
• United States
2 Mar 07
what?? lose a point??? I didn't get a new alert-- Holy Riddler Batman- whats this place coming to?????
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whiteheather39
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
6 Mar 07
Thanks again for BR. MyLot must have decided not to be so cruel as to take laughter away from us as they have not deleted any more jokes that I am aware of.
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shambuca
@shambuca (2524)
• United States
7 Mar 07
i hope they don't i love reading them and posting them
mfpsassy
@mfpsassy (2827)
• United States
2 Mar 07
ROFLMAO All husbands take note and you might live a little longer than Ed. LOLOLOLOLOL
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shambuca
@shambuca (2524)
• United States
2 Mar 07
lol--- good advice
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keepermykitty
@keepermykitty (2573)
• Canada
7 Mar 07
Thats cute , I`m not much for telling jokes myself . But I do love hearing them . Thanx for the LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!! I needed one . Have a nice day ............