mega moron awards

@lprhll (387)
March 2, 2007 2:23pm CST
True Story Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K,put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled the cash drawer, the man pulled register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer?Fifteen dollars. Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine,though, they pulled the bumper offtheir truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still and drove home. With the chain still still attached to the chain. With still attached to the chain. With still attached to the chain. With
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@philabox (287)
• Indonesia
3 Mar 07
With....With....still attached to the chain my friend
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@dixielol (1581)
• United States
7 Mar 07
I have a few friends that I think should've gotten this award. These are both true stories: My boyfriend is on the local volunteer fire dept. One night his pager went off saying "You have an emergancy run at *****. I immediatly recognised this as my friends address. The dispatch said "Hold one moment for details. We are trying to figure out what is going on" Of course, my boyfriend & I jump in the truck to go see. As we are getting close to the house the dispatcher says "A 42 year old male has shot himself in the head with a .22 caliber pistol. Subject will meat you at the end of his drive way" He had gotten into a fight with his wife (best friends mom) & tried to kill himself. But, being drunk, shot himself in the eye insted of the temple. He did in fact walk to the end of the driveway (about 1/2 mile walk) to meet the fire dept. & ambulance at the road. Another good friend may have been eligable for this as well. He & his brother decided to rob the IGA (local grocery store) They busted out a window to get inside. Once inside they relised that they couldnt get the vault open so they did decide to pull it with the truck. So they hooked a chain to the vault & the other end around a F-350. It did work. They pulled the vault through the wall. The problem was that they took it to the dump the next day to get rid of the "evidence". Our dump has a policy, if you bring something big in, when you pay for it, they will write you a recepit. You get one & they keep one. on this receipt, they also record your name, phone number & address. (Dont know why though) Of course, the guy working there knew exactly what the vault was so he called the cops then gave them the receipt with the contact info on it. They are set to go to court next month. These are both completely true stories. I think I might need to find some smarter friends. :)
@erikssion (109)
• Philippines
7 Mar 07
Hahahah :) Funny stuff you got there. heheh :) Made my day. :)