Doctor doctor jokes Part 2

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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache. Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises! Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!