President Hillary Clinton

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One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he had been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the marine standing guard and said "I would like to go in and meet with President Hilary Clinton". The marine replied "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not president and doesn't reside here." The man said, "Okay" and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hilary Clinton". The Marine told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday Mrs. Clinton is not the president and does not reside here". The man thanked him and walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hilary Clinton". The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the president and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man answerd, "Oh I understand you just fine; I just love hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow!"