The graduate
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 3, 2007 3:09pm CST
The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'
The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'
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3 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
5 Mar 07
Pinched
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I...I...didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't" said his wife, consolingly. "I did."
@bigmanqqq (89)
•
3 Mar 07
and the philosopher says why does what work?/how does what do it?/what fries?
@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
3 Mar 07
and the guy that never made it past grade nine says " if you guys don't get busy, I will have you all replaced in an hour"
