whats been your most embarresing alergic reaction

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mine is to morphine,the first time i had it, i went for an operation, and when i came out of the anasthetic, i was abusive to all around me, but i had to go for another operation last year, at pre op when they ask if you have allergies, i told them morhpine, but the nurse must have forgot to write it down, when i came out of the anasthesia that time, things were a bit different, i pinched an old nurse on the butt, she didn't mind that too much, but i asked for my mp3 player, but they wouldn't give it to me, even when i threatened to start singing, so i started singing, so this doctor gave me another shot to calm me down, then i started telling the chick in the bed next to me, they done the wrong operation on her, and also told her how they should have done it, she thought it was funny, but the nurses didn't, then i got another shot, man i was flying high, so the singing got louder and i kept trying to get out of bed to go home, so got shoved between 5 wards, but nobody wanted me in the hospital, then they were going to give me another shot, but my wife had just got back, she went away because she was embarrased, and she told them it better not be mrophine, so then after telling them i was allergic to it, i got a shot of phenergan, it calmed me down straight away, after about an hour in recovery, i was bundled in to a wheel chair and taken out to the carpark and sent home, on the way out i went past a couple of people from the recovery ward, and they all laughed at me, thats when my wife told me what happened, see i have no recollection of what happened, but next day the hospital sent a nurse to my house to change dressings, and while she was there the hospital rang up, my wife answered the phone, they rang up just to see how she was, dont worry about me, i had to send a note with the home nurse to appologise for what happened, but afterwards, they all had a good laugh about it