One Engine left
By wlzqqsh
@wlzqqsh (217)
China
March 4, 2007 8:43pm CST
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on loud speaker, "Attention,passengers. We have lost one of our engines,but we can certainly reach london with the three we have left. Unfortunately,we will arrive an hour late as a result."
Shoutly thereafter,the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "guess what,folks,We just lost our third engine,but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in london three hours late."
At this point,one passenger became furious. "for pete'sake," he shouted,"If we lose another engine,we'll br up here all night!"
1 response
@ironstruck (2298)
• Canada
5 Mar 07
A man was afraid of flying because he heard that the chances of there being a bomb on a plane were about a million to one. Those odds stilled scared him.
Then he heard that the chances of there being two bombs on a plane were 100 million to one.
So he started to fly again and always took a bomb with him.
