Social Security
By Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
March 5, 2007 4:31pm CST
Hope you get a good snicker outta this one!
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to prove my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have forgotten my wallet. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have been able to get disability too."
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@weemam (13372)
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26 Jun 07
Lol kat , I thought you were telling us a story about you , when I got to the bit about the hairy chest , I started to get a bit puzzled lol , then I read it all and realized it was a joke , OMG I must be getting old , NOOO i haven't a hairy chest but plenty grey coming on my head lol , anyway thanks for the laugh pal xxx
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@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
25 Mar 07
A college pizza dilivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.
Smith. He dilivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked,"What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quater out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith."Well, just to show how wrong they are, here'e five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, " I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith.
"Applied psychology." the youth smiled and said.
@simran1430 (1790)
• India
10 Mar 07
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@weemam (13372)
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26 Jun 07
Lol kat , I thought you were telling us a story about you , when I got to the bit about the hairy chest , I started to get a bit puzzled lol , then I read it all and realized it was a joke , OMG I must be getting old , NOOO i haven't a hairy chest but plenty grey coming on my head lol , anyway thanks for the laugh pal xxx
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