A Woman's Best Part

@joanana (770)
United States
March 6, 2007 5:39am CST
Duane rents an aprtment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he is there an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Duane smiles at the young lady and they strike up a conversation. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious she has nothing on underneath it. Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes she places a hand on his arm and says "Let's go into my apartment, I hear someone coming..." He goes with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" The flustered, embarrased Duane stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "oh it's got to be your ears!" She's astounded, "why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full, don't sag and they're 100% natural. My buns - they are firm, don't sag and have no cellulite. Look at this skin, no blemishes or scars. Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?" Clearing his throat once again, Duane stammers, "Outside when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
4 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
7 Mar 07
THE GIANT GORILLA There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o'clock. But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur. So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, “Why can't I touch its fur?” as their didnt seem to be anything wrong with it. Every day he came in and looked for a little while longer as he still couldnt understand until, about a week later, he'd worked himself into a frenzy and decided that he was going to touch the gorilla. He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur. Suddenly the gorilla went ape and started to jump around, then it turned and began to running towards the man who, in turn, ran through the front door, over the lawn, across the street, into some one else's sports car and drove off. In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in its own sports car, driving right behing him. He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone's front garden and up the apple tree. He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest. The man jumped down and ran back in to the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he'd lost the gorilla. The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shaddow coming down the street ahead. The gorilla! It came to the end of the alley, stood and looked striaght into the bloodshoot eyes of the man and came towards him slowly. This time there was no escape. As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint. The giant beast came face to face with him, raised its mighty hand and said, “Tag! You're it!”
@joanana (770)
• United States
7 Mar 07
Hehehe, I liked that one! Thanks for the laugh :)
• Philippines
6 Mar 07
i to be honest i would say her face because thats the only place i can look at that i cannot be slapped hahahaha i like girl that have nice face and smile a lot
@joanana (770)
• United States
7 Mar 07
LOL you're right though, that would probably be the safest place to look. And since if you were to say her mouth, lips, or eyes were her best feature you might be slapped anyway (could be miscontrued as an innuendo) so yeah, face is safest to say!
• United States
6 Mar 07
crude and rude but something a man would say and do LOL
@joanana (770)
• United States
6 Mar 07
I agree, that was one of the first thoughts that popped into my head too after hearing that one. :)
• Portugal
6 Mar 07
LOL. I will not say Her ear if i were to be in His shoes, I would say Her Nokia, LOL Because thats what makes the eyes Tinkle, Chilling on mylot.