You know you drink too much coffee when

@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 6, 2007 8:49am CST
You know you drink too much coffee when... 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you. 2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. 5. You can't remember your second cup. . You have a picture of your coff
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lenywp
@lenywp (1963)
• Australia
7 Mar 07
Hehe, what a fantasctic joke! This has made me laugh and put some pictures in my head lol.. Thank you so very much for sharing! I haven't heard it before.
forjosie
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
7 Mar 07
JESUS IS WATCHING YOU A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
lordwarwizard
@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
6 Mar 07
I know I am not overpowered by caffeine because your post is not making sense. Nah, I am just kidding. :P What you mentioned is really the extreme cases.. more than mere addiction! :PP