A Driving Nun
By joanana
@joanana (770)
United States
March 6, 2007 3:10pm CST
A cop pulls over a car load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55MPH highway, why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55".
The cop responds, "Oh, Sister that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! I'll be more careful. Thanks for letting me know."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible."
The nun answers, "Oh, we just got off Highway 101."
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6 responses
@simran1430 (1790)
• India
10 Mar 07
A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office."
@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
25 Mar 07
These num jokes are a gas.
They are so funny. Thanks so much for making my stomach hurt from all the laughing you cause. Hehhehe.:)
Have a great evening my friend.
@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
25 Mar 07
A college pizza dilivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.
Smith. He dilivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked,"What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quater out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith."Well, just to show how wrong they are, here'e five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, " I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith.
"Applied psychology." the youth smiled and said.
