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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.Then we met! [Rodney Dangerfield] When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason,there's a reason. [Molly McGee] Always get married early in the morning.That way,if doesn't work out,you haven't wasted a whole day. [Mickey Rooney] In olden times,sacrifices were made at the altar,a practice that still continues. [Helen Rowland] I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. [Rita Rudner] Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want,then when you see what the other fellow has,you wish you had ordered that!!!