Justa funny blonde joke I found!

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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was. Blonde hair blue eyes, the whole works! "I've pulled you over for speeding ma'am. Could I see your driver's license?" "What license?" replied the blonde. Instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet" Replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the driver managed to find it."Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop. "Registration..What's that?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in youe glove compartment." answered the cop impatiently. After more fumbling she managed to find the registration. "I'll be back in a minute" said the cop. he walked back to his car. The officer phoned into dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatch ansered back. "Ummmmmm...is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes." Replied the officer. "Is she a gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher "Uh yes." replied the cop. "Heres what you do" said the dispatcher. "You give all her stuff back and drop your pants." "What! I can't do that! It's inapropriate!" Exclaimed the cop. "Trust me. just do it." Said the Dispatcher So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration, and drops his pants. Just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs...."Oh NO!..not another breathalyzer!"