March 8, 2007 12:44pm CST
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with all the paim and labour. The child should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?" The man sat for a while contemplating....then slowly rise. "Your Honor... If i put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
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