Dangerous Light
By alen0224
@alen0224 (527)
China
March 9, 2007 10:13am CST
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal:"Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back:"Change yours, ten degrees west."
Angry, the captain sends:"I'm a Navay captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply." Change your course,sir!"
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply." I'm a lighthouse.Your call."
1 response
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
12 Mar 07
Car Door,
There was Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese guy. They were all stranded on
a desert. While they were walking, the Portuguese guy found a car door. He
decided to drag it around for shade when they needed it.
So one day the Hawaiian guy complained, "It's hot!"
The Portuguese guy grabbed the car door and rolled down the window. "Is that
better?"
