Did You Ever Wonder.....
By MsTickle
@MsTickle (25180)
Australia
March 11, 2007 1:35am CST
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Stop singing and read on...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
12 Mar 07
Made in Japan
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out
of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out
of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese
leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a
number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport.
The fare was US$300. The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
@thekiwi (588)
• United States
12 Mar 07
Wow! These questions does make you think, although they are very funny, but true!
And i did started singing the songs haha, im suck a dork.
@byfaithonly (10698)
• United States
11 Mar 07
Ok, stop I can't take anymore, I'm laughing so hard now I can't type - I'm going to get docked for not posting quality responses because I'm laughing too hard.
@crickethear (1417)
• United States
11 Mar 07
That is absolutely hysterical. Gosh, someone of them, really do make you stop and think. I really laughed about the alphabet letter song, has the same tune that twinkle twinkle, and then "ok stop singing and read on. These are so funny, I will have to forward them on.
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