Do you believe in life after death
March 11, 2007 10:33pm CST
"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employess, "yes,sir,"the new recruit replied. "Well.then.that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."after you left early yesterday to go to you grandmother's funeral,she stopped in to see you.
13 Mar 07
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."