Favorite Blonde joke EVER!!
By racheld
@racheld (840)
United States
March 12, 2007 10:11am CST
A blonde, brunette and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysaks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the readhead in it, and she said, "RUFF, RUFF!" He said, "Oh its only a dog." He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said, "Meow, meow." He said, "Oh, its only a cat." By this time the blonde catches on to what the other girls are doing. So the cop approaches the third gunnysack with the blonde inside and gives it a kick, the blonde says...."Potatoes."
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@contuletz2007 (734)
• Romania
12 Mar 07
a blonde walks into a car spare parts store and asks for a 710 lid. the shop assistant says he had never heard of such a lid and asks her to explain what exactly she wants.
"A 710 lid" she kept on saying....
She eventually thiks of drawing that lid for the shop assistant so he can understand.
she draws it, she gives it to the assistant and as he turns the drawing towards him he can see a circle having written in the middle "OIL".... :D




