Sauce

Just once, when I was 14. I dropped acid for the first and last time, but for 9 minutes and 48 seconds I believed I was a chicken mcnugget and grimace was chasing me down trying to eat me, briefly I considered slathering myself in hot honey mustard sauce because the hamburglar once told me he was allergic to yellow dye number 5, the only reason I didn't do it was because I remembered that I too was allergic to yellow dye number 5.

No, and if you have, I suggest you get some much needed help. Why would anyone in his right mind think of such a thing. Or is this some new, younger generation thing I am not aware of?