Care For A Joke

Joke - Once a while it is nice to have a joke. Enjoy yourself
@mdarma (868)
Singapore
March 15, 2007 7:10am CST
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied,"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
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8 responses
lpipe0240
@lpipe0240 (1161)
• United States
15 Mar 07
Hey that was pretty good. Thanks for the laugh!
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mdarma
@mdarma (868)
• Singapore
15 Mar 07
I am glad and happy if it gave you a laugh thanks
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lpipe0240
@lpipe0240 (1161)
• United States
15 Mar 07
Such a good laugh, I passed it on to my wife.
rameshkumaar57
@rameshkumaar57 (5908)
• India
15 Mar 07
I am sorry friend but it seems almost all the jokes which have been posted today seems to be read by me, if I am right I have read this joke in the very same forum some days ago.
mdarma
@mdarma (868)
• Singapore
15 Mar 07
If so, I am truly sorry. However, you can be rest assured that this is not a reprint of that joke. Even if I had seen that one, I would never, never posted this. Thanks for the info
buldwgz
@buldwgz (1489)
• United States
15 Mar 07
Very funny. Thanks for the laugh. I will surely share this joke with friends.
mdarma
@mdarma (868)
• Singapore
15 Mar 07
I happy that you like it, let us be friends cheers
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mic123
@mic123 (204)
• India
15 Mar 07
hey! nice one .You made my day.I was depressed all this time but when I read this joke I really laughed and now I am taking a peg for that.So its one for your joke
mdarma
@mdarma (868)
• Singapore
15 Mar 07
I am truly happy if it lifted you out of your depression. Thnak you Mic
davis123
@davis123 (507)
• United States
15 Mar 07
i dont understand it but thanks for posting'
mdarma
@mdarma (868)
• Singapore
15 Mar 07
Weel Davis, isn't the bar tender screwing up the biz. selling all the things dirt cheap.
SHRIBALAJI
@SHRIBALAJI (87)
• India
15 Mar 07
You can make others laugh and you enjoy it. Good for you and the listeners/readers.
mdarma
@mdarma (868)
• Singapore
15 Mar 07
Thank you for telling me that you like it. Cheers
weemam
@weemam (13372)
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16 Mar 07
lol I loved it, revenge is sweet isn't it lol xx
winterose
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
16 Mar 07
yes I saw that one many times before, it is good though. I liked it.