joke on politicions

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hi friends, here is joke on politicions. ... Musharaf , Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit & Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train.The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.The woman & Vajpayee are sitting there looking preplexed.Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody saysanything. Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri.Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him." Madhuri is thinking:"Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped." Musharaf is thinking:"Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me." Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another Kissing sound and slap Musharaf again.