Simpsons Quotes.

I'll always chuckle when i hear Ralph say, "It tastes like...burning!"

I have this partial compilation of Homer Simpson's quotes: enjoy!: Operator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like....love! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. I'm mormally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Son, if you really wwant something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. More to come...

My favourite quote is: D'oh from Homer!

I think my favorite came from Ralph: "Me, fail English? That's un-possible!"

When Bart get's divorced from his parents he's scared in his room and he says: "Ok, calm down. Murder is illigal in this state." Also notice that Ralph hasn't always been this dumb. In the episode where Lisa get's to ride a horse Ralph and another guy say. Other guy:" She sure tamed that horse" Ralph:" Yeah, but who can tame her?" Ralphie really rocks when he's crying =D

Just about anything that comes out of Ralph Wiggum's mouth! "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" I also love Homer's "I'm not lying, I'm writing fiction with my mouth!"

homer:"Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you? " i laugh every time i hear that :)

Well, I'd have to say that the 'Eat my shorts, man' is a classic one, and one that many love. Then there's the ep where there's the avalanche, and Smither's is stuck with Bart and Lisa: "What time is it?" asks Smithers. Bart replies with, "1280. No, wait. Wait..what comes after 12?" "One." "No, -after- 12."

i like so many.... 'thanks for the donation mr.simpson do you feel ok?' 'JEWISH? OH NO I'M NOT JEWISH! AHAHAHAHAHA!' 'hello my name is mr.burns, i believe you have a letter for me!' 'ok mr.burns, what's your first name?' 'i don't know!' lmfao