life with a man!!! hey....i'm already dead

@crosa125 (1483)
March 18, 2007 7:23pm CST
life with a man is like a pack of cards you need a heart to love him,a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his head in and a spade to bury the b-----d.!!!!
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meme0907
@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
19 Mar 07
i was following you until the part about a spade burying the b*stard-was that supposed to be some kind of racial slur??? Dunno just asking-if it wasn't then what is it implying?
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meme0907
@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
20 Mar 07
I wanted to know what is the spade??????
honeyangel
@honeyangel (1991)
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19 Mar 07
well i never looked at it that way will be telling this to a few pals thanx
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crosa125
@crosa125 (1483)
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20 Mar 07
cheers,it's ok if you just miss the last bit
ondo1015
@ondo1015 (1884)
• Philippines
19 Mar 07
It depends the man you're with. If you have a loving man, then you are lively , and nothing can stop you from being happy. There is one thing you must do, love your man firmly.
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crosa125
@crosa125 (1483)
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20 Mar 07
sorry love you right but i can't love my man,can i love my woman instead,please i don't want to be gay
lilaclady
@lilaclady (28207)
• Australia
19 Mar 07
Oh dear, it sounds like you have had a bad experience, if that is sad, very clever little writing you have up there though, I hope things get better for you, you deserve to be happy, everyone does.
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crosa125
@crosa125 (1483)
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19 Mar 07
cheers for that but i'm still alive,hey i am a man and my wil*y is not chopped off yet,it was a joke for you good people
Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
19 Mar 07
LMAO! That was too funny! I'm going to have to read it to my hubby! Hehehe.
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crosa125
@crosa125 (1483)
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20 Mar 07
reading it is ok,but please kids don't try this at home