Electricity power off

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An old lady answered the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man." If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate teh very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.""Go away!" said the old lady." I haven't got any money." and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open."Don't be too hasty!" he said." Not untill have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of hourse sh*t all over her hallway carpet."If this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainders!""Well, I hope you've got a good appetite!" she said slowly," the electricity was just cut off this morning."