did i leave any out??
By MsTickle
@MsTickle (25180)
Australia
March 22, 2007 5:14am CST
LAWS OF THE NATURAL
UNIVERSE
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with
grease,
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of
the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is
directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the
Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat
tire, the very next morning you will have a flat
tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
you were in will
start to move faster than the one you are in now (works
every time).
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in
water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability
of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to
someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of
Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
reach.
Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you
sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If
there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent
lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich landing face down on a
floor covering are directly correlated to
the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter
where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is
possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.
Brown's
Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth
gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you
really like,
they will stop making it.
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@byfaithonly (10698)
• United States
22 Mar 07
LOL I honestly don't see any you left out and have to admit I have not seen many of these but they are great. I'm saving this list for future reminders and know I can use them one at a time in my ladies newsletter as short fillers. They all have me laughing so hard I'm crying.
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