A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the

@infohome (1222)
India
March 22, 2007 8:48am CST
*A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... * WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "*Okay, okay, I'd get married again.* " WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "*No, she's left-handed.* " WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "*???*." hahahaha
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@all4ucnc (861)
• United States
22 Mar 07
Oops! The truth comes out. HeHeHe.............
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• United States
22 Mar 07
Oh WOW. That's sad and priceless all rolled into one! haha
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• Romania
22 Mar 07
well, truth always comes out one way or another, sooner or later. oh well... it came out...."lucky" him. :) lol