Very bad joke about peanuts

United States
March 24, 2007 7:02pm CST
A guy goes into a bar at happy hour. As he sits there, he scoops up a handful of peanuts. Just then, one of the peanuts says to him, "My, that's a very nice after shave you have on". Another one says "You look very buff. Do you work out?". A third peanut says, "I really like your tie." The man, confused and perturbed, yells out at the bartender, "HEY! What's with the peanuts!" The bartender replies, simply, "Ah, don't worry about them. They're complimentary."
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9 responses
• United States
25 Mar 07
I don't know about you - but I wouldn't want that B&J Cherry Garcia talking back at us! It best be quiet while we are watching the movie! :)
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• United States
25 Mar 07
OK no talking food while we're watching the movie. BTW what movie would you like to see? :P
• United States
1 Apr 07
I have a love for musicals -- but could go for just about any good classic -- I was thinking about a few movies this evening -- Gone with the Wind; Midnight Express; Sound of Music; Psycho -- I know, I know -- I have odd taste...
@AmbiePam (56593)
• United States
25 Mar 07
Oh, lord. That's mighty corny!
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• United States
25 Mar 07
And nutty too! Thanks Ambie
• United States
25 Mar 07
It was corny but cute! haha
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• United States
25 Mar 07
LOL! where do you find these? :)
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• United States
26 Mar 07
I'm either blessed or cursed! lol
• United States
25 Mar 07
hahaha, cute, Tall, very cute :)
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• United States
26 Mar 07
Thx visitor
@samrat16 (2442)
• India
25 Mar 07
Hehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehhehahehahehahehaahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehaheha. I think it's time to stop laughing and give response . Okay even I have a very funny joke to share with you. Do you what is world's smallest resignation letter ... Dear sir , I love your wife . hehehehehe wasn't that cute.
• United States
25 Mar 07
That's very funny too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, etc. etc. Thx
@mschiqui (1284)
• Philippines
26 Mar 07
funny! i like to have some of that peanuts,,heheh
• Philippines
25 Mar 07
Hahaha nice joke . ..
• Lithuania
25 Mar 07
there are a lot of such kind people...complimentary as peanuts...
• Malaysia
25 Mar 07
Talking peanuts, awesome. Its make me smile and wondering what gonna happen to me if myself drunk.