This is for the men from your wife

men boob - Don't be such a boob
@raydene (9874)
United States
March 24, 2007 9:06pm CST
A Spring Cleaning Cheat Sheet...For Men.* Broom (brum) - a long handled brush used for sweeping (also doubles as a mode of transportation for your mother)* Vacuum (vak' u em) - much like the leaf blower except it sucks in, instead of blowing out. Don't let this alarm you. It isn't broken and doesn't need more torque, speed, RAM or whatever it is you did to the dishwasher.* Dust pan (DUH) - Contrary to popular belief, this is where you sweep the dirt, not under the hallway area rug.* Dust Cloth (dust kloth) - A cloth designated for removing tiny particles of dirt from every flat surface of the house. Hint: look for your old "lucky shirt".* Bucket (buk' it)- Cylindric container used for holding soapy water when mopping the floor. Also known as your mid-evil knight helmet when you're playing with our seven-year-old.* Mop - (mop) a bundle of coarse yarn, rags or cloth fastened at the end of a stick. You'll remember this as your dance partner at the New Year's Eve party last year.* Toilet Brush (toi' lit brush) - Used for scrubbing the inside of the toilet bowl. I don't care what this looks like, you may NOT use my shower luffa again!* Oven Cleaner (uv' en Klen' er) - No, not the teenager. This is an actually product that you buy, spray in the oven and wipe out two hours later. You won't need your welder's mask for this task, but if it makes you feel more dangerous, go ahead.* Sponge (spunj) - used to gently wash away food particles from dinnerware. It won't be necessary to use your 300psi Power wash set. That was given to you in hopes of cleaning the EXTERIOR of the house (hint hint).* Squeegee (skwe' je) - Same principle as washing the car windshield, and yes, real men DO squeegee!Final Note: While Duct tape may be a wonderful plumbers aid, it's really not the best solution for keeping the bathroom towels in place, and our son's teacher is still asking why his homework was stuck to his forehead last week. For these reasons, I have hidden the duct tape and distributed your picture to the local hardware stores. Don't make me call Duct Tape Anonymous again. Take your time, everything will be fine. If you need me, I'll be in the basement cleaning up the smoke damage from your "do it yourself" electrical rewiring incident last week
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@mummymo (23707)
25 Mar 07
Raydene I really enjoyed this one sweetie - nice to a serious post from you! lol big hugs x
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
25 Mar 07
Good Morning Mo, Thanks and again I so glad I can entertain.. You should see me dance..lol Hugs
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@mummymo (23707)
25 Mar 07
I miss being able to dance ssooo much! not that I was ever any good of it but you don't realise how often you dance about the place til you can't do it anymore!
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
25 Mar 07
I know Honey,You'll get it back
@gabs8513 (48710)
• United Kingdom
27 Mar 07
Hahahaha I like thats a good one wish you could have given that to me when I was married lol Love and Hugs
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
29 Mar 07
Maybe the next one Gabs Hugs
• India
26 Mar 07
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