Would you treat your wife like this?

United States
March 24, 2007 11:05pm CST
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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• Australia
25 Mar 07
i would hate it and would probably hit him with the pan, i dont do this to my fiance but he does it to me but not quite as bad.
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• United States
26 Mar 07
You have spunk! Good for you :) Thanks so much for stopping by.
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@Thoroughrob (11748)
• United States
25 Mar 07
I guess he was getting his point across. I would have handed him the spatula. LOL. She must really get after him while he is driving!!
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• United States
26 Mar 07
Yeah, I'm afraid I would have handed over the spatula too, but I doubt my hubs would ever hand over the wheel :)
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• United States
25 Mar 07
LOL! This is GREAT! I always do that to my fiance when he is driving. I would kill him if he did that to me when I was cooking. That is hilarious!
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• United States
25 Mar 07
hahaha! I learned to quit watching when my hubs drives, lol. I'd freak OUT, if he acted like that while I was cooking :)
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• United States
25 Mar 07
Oh how very true that is. Ha!
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• United States
25 Mar 07
It never hurts to shine some humor on the truth, lol.
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