Cute story?!?

United States
March 25, 2007 9:03am CST
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance .. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine." By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?" Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far." Mr. Smith no longer thinks that little Bruce is adorable.
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6 responses
@weemam (13372)
26 Mar 07
well!! lol I can usually guess the ending of a joke , but never in a million years would I have guessed that one , Is it a case of me getting old or is this world just changing so much I can't keep up , good joke though lol xx
• United States
29 Mar 07
I am very glad that you like the story. I thought it was cute myself so I wanted to share it with others here at myLot. Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
@jennybianca (12912)
• Australia
26 Mar 07
Good Heavens. Do you mind if I copy this to send to some of my friends (not mY LOt).?
• United States
29 Mar 07
By all means help yourself! I got it in an email myself, so go right ahead and send it out. Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
@polachicago (18716)
• United States
25 Mar 07
Cute story/joke buy in real life it could be not funny. Good bless 10 years old most likely can't get pergnant.
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• United States
25 Mar 07
I am hoping that 10 year olds do not even try this stuff, but with the world the way it is now it is still shocking, but some actually do. Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
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• United States
29 Mar 07
What a punchline, never saw that coming. First I laughed, then I cried, cause I have met kids almost this young with babies of their own.
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• United States
29 Mar 07
I know entirely wht you mean the babies are having babies now-a-days. It is a shame that this society is going further and further into the toilet. Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
@elairz (260)
• Malaysia
25 Mar 07
OMG..lol. i am surprise at the end. i can imagine what Mr. Smith think at that time.
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• United States
25 Mar 07
That was it the end is like a kick to the teeth. I got this in an e-mail from my brother and I thought that it was way to cute and shocking not to share!! Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
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@cicisnana (772)
• United States
16 Jun 10
OMG, thank goodness it's just a joke!