Why stupid people should be limited to the technology they can use.
By six_limalama
@six_limalama (5)
United States
March 26, 2007 12:08pm CST
I've noticed that with text messaging, IM, and similar advances in technology that stupid people are finding other stupid people at an alarming rate. Before these latest crazes, groups of friends were mixed. Now people with similar mental, and physical problems are running together. If this continues we may need to bring back Natural Selection. We'll have to make life harder for these morons to survive. Like taking directions off of Pop-tarts, and warning labels off of things that can kill you, and if you live in California, take all the cancer warning labels off of your cars. We shouldn't make life easier for the stupid we should make it harder. Maybe put them in a special colony in Oklahoma, or Missouri, and when they can contribute something worthwhile to society than let them merge back into society. I'm not saying that people who can't help being stupid should be secluded, I'm saying the people who refused to learn and be taught because their Ipod or their Myspace page was more important. They are going to come to rely too much on technology to pull them through that they are going to become tech-tarded and completely useless if it ever comes down to the survival of mankind.
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@six_limalama (5)
• United States
29 Mar 07
I don't I've been the Army. That's why there are officers and enlisted.
@PunkyMcPunk (1477)
• Canada
27 Mar 07
OMFG! You had me laughing out loud here right at work! I work at a communications company and we assist people online through an IM program to place orders, answer questions, deal with billing issues etc... I can completely agree with you. I've often thought that before being allowed to chat in with us people should have to take a small IQ test, if they get below a certain average they should receive an automated message to acll in for assistance.
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@six_limalama (5)
• United States
29 Mar 07
The timing couldn't have been more perfect. I happen to be married (for about another week) to one of these people and she screwed up my computer proving my point. I had to take it in to get it fixed. I'm glad it's fully covered for 4 years. Hormones can blind the obvious flaws when you only care about is getting laid. So I'm going to take a mulligan.
@sassinqueen (710)
• United States
26 Mar 07
Which special colony will you be placed in, Oklahoma or Missouri? Who will make the decision to relocate you? Can I?
@six_limalama (5)
• United States
29 Mar 07
I can't say that I'm shocked that someone got offended. There is always some uptight and insecure person screwing up the fun for everyone else. An idealist that only sees the world as some political battlefield driven by their own fears and not the good of the people as a whole.


