March 26, 2007 4:46pm CST
A recently recieved a very cute pair of crocs as a gift. Normally, I think they are kind of ugly, but this pair is really cute. They look like ballet flats, and they are very comfy. Only one problem. They make suction-caused fart noises. Like the sound that comes from squeezing your hands together. I think what happens is that as I walk, my foot creates a pocket of suction and then breaks that pocket, and tah-dah, fart noise. I don't know how to stop it! Any ideas? I've already tried baby podwer, but that just seemed to make it worse.