shoefart!
By prestocaro
@prestocaro (1251)
United States
March 26, 2007 4:46pm CST
A recently recieved a very cute pair of crocs as a gift. Normally, I think they are kind of ugly, but this pair is really cute. They look like ballet flats, and they are very comfy. Only one problem. They make suction-caused fart noises. Like the sound that comes from squeezing your hands together. I think what happens is that as I walk, my foot creates a pocket of suction and then breaks that pocket, and tah-dah, fart noise. I don't know how to stop it! Any ideas? I've already tried baby podwer, but that just seemed to make it worse.
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4 responses
@babystar1 (4233)
• United States
8 Apr 07
I have 2 pair of crocs and never had that problem with them. try using some WD40 on them this might help.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
8 Apr 07
oh my god..
i'm sorry,but i'm laughing over here..:)
i've never had shoes do that.
all i can think of is maybe some of those glue in inserts as a barrier between foot and shoe?
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
8 Apr 07
Ha ha ha! That is really funny and I know exactly what you mean but I don't have any better answers than the responses you have already.
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