The teacher and the student
By angelhuihui
@angelhuihui (264)
China
March 27, 2007 1:09am CST
1.Teacher:Gerge,go to the map and find North America.
Gerge:Here it is!
Teacher:Correct.Now,class ,who discovered Amerca?
Class:Gerge!
2.Teacher:Ellen,give me a sentence staring with"I".
Ellen: I is....
Teacher:No,Ellen.We always say ,"I am."
Ellen:All right...."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
3.Teacher:If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other hand ,what would I have?
class:Big hands!
4.Teacher:In this box,I have a 10-feet snake.
Sammy:You can't fool me,Teacher...snakes don't have feet.
4 responses
@liveonlove (350)
• India
27 Mar 07
Ha ha ha nice joke i like it most.
once a man was standing at a bus stop. behind him was standing a woman. man had gass problem. he kept on passing gas at frequent intervals with piculiar sounds. also the woman kept on telling her what he was doing was not good.
so the man with all his efforts passed once more. the sound 'poooooouuuuuuuukkkk'. woman again interupted what he was doing was not good.
frustated the man turned back and replied ' i cant do better than this.'
@xfallenxlostx (2074)
• United States
27 Mar 07
my favorite is the 2nd one...because it just sounds so indignant...like me!
