who is more clever: MAN or WOMAN ??
March 27, 2007 6:27am CST
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! To all men to have a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour ENJOY :)
27 Mar 07
Oops in my zest I forgot to add the other two wishes.2nd To be the most beautiful woman. 3rd Richest woman to be in love with her husband. Obviously,her hubby would be 10 times more in love with her and she being the richest woman he would be 10 times more rich.That way she could choose any man she wanted and he would become handsomest and richest only after falling head long for her and marrying her,not before that.
5 Jul 07
naaaa.. the writer was a man, of course!!!! because of course women are more clever than men...the only time they become silly and foolish and stupid is when they fall in love ...with a man!!!! he he he..anyway maybe that after his wife had a mild heart attack, the husband realised how precious and dear she was to him and they lived forever, together and happy!!! why don't we add a happy ending???? of course the writer of this post (that is I) is a ..WOMAN....partiality is a part of our life!!! he he ...have a nice day and thanks for making us laugh!!!
3 Jul 07
thats funny.... but let me share a joke i once read in a sidney sheldon novel (sidney sheldon happens to be a male) here goes... Three guys found a old bottle which contained a genie. Upon releasing the genie, they were given one wish each... The first guy wished to be 25% smarter.. The genie blinked and the guy felt 25% smarter. The second guy wished to be 50% smarter... The genie blinked and the guy instantly felt 50% smarter... Then the third guy wishing to outdo his two buddies wished to become 100% smarter.... The genie blinked .... and the guy became a WOMAN!