darn right it is...

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Joe recently moved into a new neighborhood... as he was unpacking, he realized that he ran out of cat food. So he went to the nearest convenience store to get some. Waiting in line behind the only cashier in the store, he was getting impatient as the queue was long and the progress was slow to get the items checked out. Finally it was his turn, and the cashier ask him "Do you have a cat?" "yes" "I cannot sell you cat food till you prove to me you have a cat!" Frustrated, he went home brought the cat back to the store to purchase the cat food. The next day, when he was changing the papers in his bird cage, he realized he forgot to buy bird seeds for his parrot... so to the convenience store again. Cashier "I see you are getting bird seeds... do you have a bird?" "yes" "Prove it or i cannot sell you the seeds" Frustrated, he went home to fetch the parrot to purchase the seeds. The next day, he realized that his dog ran out of food as well... so to the store again. Cashier "Do you have a dog?" "YES!" "Prove it or I cannot sell you the dog food." "But it is just dog food... why..." "Store policy!... prove it or no dog food!" Frustrated... he went home to fetch the dog to purchase his dog food for the dog. The next day, he was back at the store again...this time with a shoe box in hand. When his turn came at the line... Cashier: "What do you want this time?" "Stick your hand in the box" The cashier was surprised. Joe: "don't worry, you won't be hurt". The cashier cautiously put his hand into the box. Prodding around in the box, he felt something warm and soft... he pull his hand out and looked at what he touched. Cashier: "Well, it is brown... feels like crap..."*sniff**sniff* "... smells like crap... "*took a small taste of it* "... taste like crap... AWWW gawwd!!!! it is crap!" Grinning, Joe said " DAMN RIGHT it is... now get me two rolls of toilet paper!" HEY, Store policy... remember? Prove it or no sale! heh heh...