What Kind of Man Are You Attracted To?

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In a new study conducted by UCLA's Department of Physchiatry, it was revealed that the kind of a face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ widely depending upon where she is in her menstrual cycle. It was found that if she is ovulating she is most often attracted to a man with rugged masculine features. However, if she is actively menstruating, or is menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth with a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.