monument for george w. bush

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There has been a committee formed to raise $5000.00 for a monument of George W. Bush. The committee originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore, but discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. Then they decided to erect a statue of George W. in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. They were in a quandry as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George W. could never tell the difference. They have finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He didn't know where he was going. When he got there, he didn't know where he was. He returned, not knowing where he had been, destroyed the well-being of the majority of the population while he was there and did it all on someone else's money. Thus far they have collected $1.35.