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Hi, Riptide! Apparently all my blabbering yesterday earned me 96 cents! Yayyyyyyyyy! *doing the happy money dance** If I could do that for the next three days, I might have a chance at making payout, but I have a feeling I'll miss it by, like, 3 cents or something frustrating like that! LOL

Thanks to Angry Kitty, for posting links to the Weekly World News (what a riot LOL), I can post this article on new surgery techniques. Next time you make an appointment to see the dentist, ask what his method of anesthesia is! LOL BALTIMORE, Md. -- According to holistic anesthesiologist Biff Swarmer, patients would be better off with a little 'rap' music. "Under traditional anesthesia, patients can't even breathe on their own," Dr. Swarmer explained. "My method -- pummeling them into unconsciousness -- is safer and much more empowering. "For me," he laughed, "'out patient' has a very different meaning. Dr. Swarmer perfected his new pain-management method on the rough streets of Baltimore. "The first application of my 'Healing Fists' technique was actually in dentistry," he said. "My patients appreciated the efficiency of removing consciousness and teeth simultaneously." The technique proved so successful that mainstream surgeons began asking for Dr. Swarmer's help with major procedures from heart bypasses to neurosurgery. "That presented a new challenge," Dr. Swarmer said. "These operations required patients to be out for much longer than a count of ten." The two-fisted anesthesiologist was forced to create new blows to accomplish longer periods of stupor. He developed and employed techniques ranging from the Vulcanized Nerve Pinch, which is rendered with a rubber blackjack to the base of the skull, to the more elegant 'LIFE' -- Left Index Finger Extension. "I simply point at something," Dr. Swarmer said. "When the patient looks, I clock them in the snot box with a roundhouse right." However, Dr. Swarmer's partnership with conventional doctors hasn't entirely relieved him of a reliance on traditional tools of the trade. "I do keep an IV drip in my office," he admitted, "but that's so I can work the bag to warm up for surgery."

Cool! Nice to see you, sweetie! Post whatever you want on this topic, it's for us to "catch up" and try to make payout, so anything you want to post, go for it! Enjoy your lunch, too! :-)

Boy are you going to have to hustle to get to pay out by tonight