March 28, 2007 8:31pm CST
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower, and she was a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered "Yes, yes I will." The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say yes or did she say no?". He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say Yes, or did you say No?" He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said yes, yes I will and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
29 Mar 07
They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out. After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,” I have a sad story to say, but i ill tell at the end only”. Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, “I forgot the room key which is on the Manager’s table”. They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said,” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”. They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, ” The keys were in my pocket only”. With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third Sardarji said, ” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”. Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied: …. Scroll……… …. …. …. ” This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this”