What's the FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD???

Here's one of my best joke During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to prostrate ourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "I do." Then, he leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

I certainly have a joke that I can't seem to forget because it happened to my colleague but I just can't tell it here because it's soooo censored. It might not also be that funny without all the actios that accompanied it and the language has to be in Filipino.

There's a lot of jokes I've heard that really made me laugh so hard. Most of these jokes are about ERAP. I even bought an ERAP joke book that time for me to have something to laugh about when I'm bored. I think this one is my favorite: "ERAP in a doctor consultation" Doctor: I will need your urine, semen, and poop sample to complete this examination. ERAP: I'm a bit of a hurry... can I just leave my brief? LOL! - Ron Reyes www.ronreyes.co.nr

ideal characteristic in a sociology class,the professor was discussing gender differences. when she asked the woman to describe ideal boyfriend,they began shouting characteristic

jokes ,i very crazy about it!!! i usually watch and listen teh joke. i always watch empat mata televesion program,it;s funny

well i dunno many jokes!!i just read the ones posted on mylot n many of them are really very funny!!!!!