The differences between man and woman---funny

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Below are some differences between man and woman, I think it is pretty funny and realistic, so I post them here to share with you all, hope you will enjoy them. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future untill she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future untill he gets a wife. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. Men make up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.