Gone For Sure
March 29, 2007 10:00pm CST
Two buddies were hunting in the woods, when one got hit with a stray bullet. The other panicked and ran a few steps away and shaking, he called 911 on his cell phone. Operator, my buddy was just shot, what should I do. Is he dead? the operator asked. I am not sure the friend replied. Well, first go make sure he's dead, I'll hold on. So he laid the phone on the ground and hurried back over to his friend. Plow, plow, plow, went his gun. Then he rushed back to the phone. Okay, operator he's dead, what should I do now.
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30 Mar 07
Now you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her smiled and told... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee"