What is your cat's true identity?

My Samson would be Bruce Willis. Cool cat with an attitude.

I think Scamp is Howard Hughes - he's always hiding from his admiring public! He also licks his fur off so a kind of self mutilation. Oliver is, well, like the Oliver in the musical Oliver. He's an orphan who is very sweet. Now, we never get to see Oliver grow up, but my Oliver does have a temper, both my bottle babies do, tho Taj's improved after spending a week in a tree 2 yrs ago - but he still sometimes nips - HARD. Oliver just takes his temper out on some of the other cats. Ping & Pong are like, oh maybe a couple of the Baldwin brothers, very good friends. Rygel is a stunt junkie, but he likes to be held - whatever. We call Rio, Zsa Zsa with her beautiful boa of a tail & her some times flirty with people, but standoffish personality.

I don't know if I could come up with a real person to describe my cat. I can kinda see her as being Sally Field in Sybil. Sometimes I think I have several cats, and not just because she sounds like a herd when she's racing down the hallway. Sometimes she's sweet and lovable, sometimes she's calm, sometimes she's lazy....and sometimes she's a psycho who will attack my leg just because I happen to have the audacity to walk too close to her. Or she'll race from the bedroom, down the hall, over the loveseat, into the kitchen, where she'll look around with HUGE eyes, and then race back over the loveseat back down to the bedroom, where she'll try to climb the door frame. I'm just not sure what's up with her... Of course, I guess she could be a Tom Cruise, what with the jumping on furniture thing.... :P