Blond appliance

@raydene (9874)
United States
March 31, 2007 9:15pm CST
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
1 Apr 07
Hmmmmmm I might as well stay blonde then and not bother dying it as it does not seem to work. Well Guess I am stuck with the Blonde Brain then lol
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
1 Apr 07
My hair is brown..not dyed...but my brain ...well..what brain?..lol
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
7 Apr 07
Thanks for all the best ones lol Hugs to you
@mummymo (23707)
1 Apr 07
has a blonde upset yoou today honey? lol xxxx
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Well,Sweetie,It was actually me but I didn't want to admit my blondeness to all of mylot...Promise you won't tell...ok?
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@mummymo (23707)
2 Apr 07
I'd never tell on you sweetie xxx
@kathy77 (7488)
• Australia
1 Apr 07
Oh this one is funny to I loved this blonde joke Raydene, keep them coming as I am reading all of your jokes my friend.
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
1 Apr 07
You're welcome Sweets..I am happy to brighten your day.
• United States
7 Apr 07
Hahahahhhhaha, very funny. +++ as always. Thanks sugar.