Blonde Driver

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A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and also give up drinking." Got another cute one in my email today. Just wanted to share the laugh. Miraculously, an empty spot appeared. She looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."